If you are not already a member of the Little Church, you may be very surprised to find out that many people you idolize are practicing Cognobologists. We have prepared a short list of just a few of the famous people who have accepted Cog as their personal savior.
(Unfortunately, there are those who are decidedly not Cognobologists. Matter of fact, their very existence stands as an affront to the ideals of the Little Church. These people plant the seeds of dyskognobos in the world. It is best that you know who they are and avoid them!)
Kwai Chang Caine,
Shaolin priest
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Nobel laureate
Grover,
cuddly Sesame Street star
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cuddly BayWatch star
Thomas Jefferson,
former U.S. president
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martial artist
Ernest Borgnine,
affable movie and television star
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magical nanny
William J. Perry,
former U.S. Secretary of Defense
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former Chicago Bears defense
H. Ross Perot,
wealthy presidential hopeful
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Wonder Woman star and contact lens spokeswoman
L Rod Hubbard,
the most highly regarded prophet of our times