Fellow Traveler, Beware!

Do not get sucked into a schlum-spiral of dyskognobos. Be aware of these soulless beings, and keep your distance.

A Short List of Bad, Bad Dyskognobosons

Bill Gates, bad, bad software engineer
Richard Nixon , bad, bad campaign strategist
Andie MacDowell, bad, bad cosmetics model
Rush Limbaugh , bad, bad radio celebrity
Meatloaf, bad, bad Rush Limbaugh look-alike

send evidence of heresy and deception to: cognobos@mir.com
Last modified: Tue Oct 15 15:08:50 EDT 1996